I feel bad about all of this, but it needed to happen.

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: anotherbadpoem, via measurable)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via things-should-change)